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昨天的——英国坏蛋

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They say Brits play the best villains.
都说英国人演极品反派
But what makes a great villain?
但何以造就杰出反派
Firstly you need to sound distinct.
首先，你必须先声夺人
To speak with eloquence to let everyone know who is in charge.
雄辩铿锵 让人知道是谁一切尽在掌握
Gentlemen.
先生们
Excellent.
很好
Now a villain should have st<x>yle.
反派必须有范
A suit should always bespoke.
西装必须是定制
Razor-sharp.
利落干净
Like your wit.
睿智如你
It's important that the villain has the means to stay one step ahead.
反派更要有手段 能先发制人
World domination starts with attention to detail.
雄霸天下 始于着眼秋毫
Take this tiny switch for example.
就好比这小小开关
Changes everything.
一举定输赢
Now brace yourselves.
现在 振奋自己
This happy breed of men this little world.
这辈现的人杰 这方寸的天地
This precious stone set in the silver sea
这宝石镶嵌在银涛骇浪里
against the envy of less happier lands.
一绝他邦宵小的觊觎
This blessed plot
这神佑之乡
this earth
这一际土疆
this realm
这一壁江山
this England
这一个英格兰
is all mine.
唯我尽享